Continued from Installment I
11. Alaska law (I would know) says you can't look at a moose from an airplane. Yeah, like I'm sure they really enforce this one.
12. In the State of Arkansas it's illegal to mispronounce the name of that state. This is totally true, no matter what any so-called "legal experts" may tell you!
13. In Memphis, Tennessee, the law says a woman can't drive a car unless a man warns bystanders by walking or running in front the woman's car, sometimes waving a red flag. Who says sexism is gone?
14. A lightning bolt generates heat five time hotter than that found on the surface of the sun! And yet there are those who have been struck multiple times by one and live to tell of it...?
15. The average toilet bowl is actually cleaner than the average kitchen! So next time you're eating out, just ask for a "flushie", not a "slushie".
16. Fecal matter and urine has been found in/on bowls of restaurant mints, washing machines, clothes, hands, and even on the window of an automatic bank machine! I know, you wish you hadn't just read that.
17. Some pyromaniacs actually feel sexual pleasure from lighting fires. The Human Torch: Harmless comic book hero or something far more sinister?
18. During an hour of swimming at the average pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine. OK, now I wish I hadn't read that!
19. In 10 minutes a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined!!
20. The average person fears spiders more than they do death. Oh, I don't believe--OMG IT'S A SPIDER GET THE RIFLE!!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
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